Dakota

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

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(Source: illkim, via fruitcrocs)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via dulect)

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

(via ruinedchildhood)

punx-files:

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was
nightskylar:

It looks like shes saying “i prefer vaginas more then ass”
jannarebecca:

jokersfolley:

jannarebecca:

eleventy0five:

jannarebecca:

Babe 😍

she does not live in the US thats for sure.

But she doessssss 😈

But, shes…backwards

It’s flipppped guys

mr-radical:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

(via pj4heya)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via dulect)

dreamssicle:

oh